Kynareth's Bad Ideas.
I have a lot of bad ideas. They are not meant to be taken seriously but are intended as comic relief. I couldn't find a better forum location, but if a moderator can, I won't be offended should they decide to move this topic.
Without much further ado, here come my bad concepts:
Titles:
Battle Isles Grandmaster Cartographer
Battle Isles Vanquisher (Aka, Isle of the Nameless)
Loser(Like Gladiator, only you have to lose so many consecutive battles in Random Arenas only--Leaving a match does not count as a loss.)
Skills/Classes:
Nerf Resurrection Signet--it's too powerful--we know this because it's in almost every build. Therefore it must be nerfed.
Make ALL enchantments maintained.
Remove the limit for minions for minion masters.
Make all daggers bigger so that anyone who doesn't want to look like they're bringing kitchen knives to dinner doesn't have to put up with Shiro's vampiric crap.
Weapons and Armor:
Use the former Prophecies system for armor creation.
General:
Remove ectos from the game, along with gold. This way, we'll never ever have to worry about farmers.
Just like Hard Mode, Easy Mode should also be introduced. You get -50%experience, but hey--who cares when you can solo Mallyx without a random crap farming build?
Make more minipets, and make them drop from bosses.
But not all of my ideas are bad. Here are some pretty good ideas I had:
Remove Hero's Ascent, because I'm tired of all the crap nerfs we in PvE get just because so-and-so made the new metagame or whatnot. I'd say remove GvG too, since... well... oh, there are no rewards for even bothering doing it... but hey--then this wouldn't be GUILD WARS anymore.
Remove Kurzick and Luxon faction. Seriously--I used to be in the Sins alliance, and for Christ's sake, WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO TALK IN THE AC UNLESS IT WAS ABOUT FFF! Not that it was their fault--certain levels of quality are required if you want to be in the top kurzick alliance--but then again, who really wants to devote ten hours a day donating faction, doing Securing Echovald Forest, just so that you don't have to be ferried over to Urgoz every time you want to do it, even though all of the time and dedication you are required to put into earning the place prevents you from having the ability to even do the darn thing? Or, at least, if not remove those two, try removing the repeatability of Securing Echovald Forest?
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